So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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