Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Randomize
