We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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