just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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