No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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