He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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