Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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