I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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