I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
