this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
