Nicole vs. Life
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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