i already hear my dad disowning me
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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