Nicole vs. Life
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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