GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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