Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
