found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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