ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
