why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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