And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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