Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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