Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
There r osticjed everywhere
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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