I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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