belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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