you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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