The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm having to shit out rocks
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