I hate your face
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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