I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
