Just cropdusted the office
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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