Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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