On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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