I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Everyone says I win the strip club
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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