ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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