Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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