On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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