I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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