So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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