So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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