Walk of Shame. In a state park.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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