Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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