Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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