We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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