Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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