I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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