he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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