The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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