life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
only you would photoshop your dick
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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