well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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