She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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