ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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