I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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